shinobody's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[STB Game PL]

WTF?!

Why controls and everything are in Polish?! It is _extreme_ laziness to don't translate even _basic_ strings into English...
(for non-polish speakers - this is school project)
Game is not bad. Seen worser. Kind of puzzle/platformer. 2 and 3, for posting completely unaltered version.

- -- ---=APPEAL / APEL=--- -- -
[PL]Wypadaloby choc *minimalnie* zmienic projekt szkolny przed puszczeniem go na Newgrounds... Serio. Chocby przetlumaczyc menu, info, sterowanie? Ech. Podstawy, serio. BTW : jakim cudem polskie fonty na polskim Windowsie sie krzacza?! Brawo ;P Nawet jesli to beta... [/PL]

[DN8]

Greaat

I love this game... you know term "fake difficulty"?
That means game is hard because of bugs or design problems and player can't help it.
Usually, bullet hells have lot of this, and I *loved* how you avoided this.
Also, idea of progress system is great too, so everybody can play like he wants (for me, it was classical oldschool "One-Hitpoint Wonder" bullet spamming), it actually IS core feature of the game.
Proof of it's awesomeness? Bu the time of writing this review, I decided to favorite this. Really.
[off-topic] I just (among others) made you... warm an fuzzy.. *downstairs*? <cough>...
...Nevermind... ;) [/off-topic]

Squize responds:

Thanks mate. I prefer the top path too, give me the bullets to do the job.

As for "downstairs", the politest description I could come up with :) Just happy that so many people seem to be enjoying it, that's what it's all about.

[Hamster: Around the World]

MARIJUANA?!?!

The joke's just lame...
And what it is doing in "everyone" rated game?!
"Hey kid, smoke weed"?!
LOLARGHARGH ARGH...
That's dumb... pfff...

[Toad Trouble]

Classical "Spiderman"

Typical, but well done installment of that genre.
Personally, I prefer ninjas or commandos with bionic arms ;P rather than frogs,
still - well done.

[Monster Castle Defense]

Nice but...

This is very good game, I must say. Many things are done great.
-graphics : great pixart. Really. It fits here nicely, too.
-gameplay : towers are varied, and nicely balanced. Game is really fun to play.
-interface : hotkeys are easy to learn, and controls are friendly.
It would *normally* deserve 10/10 for sure. Yet...
...It has issues. Serious ones. Like:
-interface : minor glitches, occuring rarely
-gameplay : ...difficulty curve. Only really difficult waves are usually first then, you can survive later ones with nearly no attention.
That is, game after some time gets *boring*. Really.
Also, if you manage to learn some proper tactics, you are able to get *enormous* amounts of bones, allowing you to raze nearly every single wave of attackers with only your spells, and this isn't as costly as it may seem. (I *never* finished a game with less than 1500 stacked bones in my "account").
Simply, humans are too weak, the only ones being actual threat - kamikaze, mages and warriors - are just too easily obliterated by two level 3 plants and some spells of yours.
I'd like to note that I'm not great fan of Tower Defense games, so I'm not some pro-uber-master of these, yet I easily won even Extreme level plays.
I'd give the game 5 and 10, but because of aforementioned flaws - 4 and 8.
(game is still really cool and enjoyable, after all)

[Deadly Venom]

Very good game

I must day I like this game. It nicely blends elements of adventure games, action and stealth. Also, artwork is GREATLY drawn. I *personally* didn't liked design of main heroine (latex on silicon? :P ), but, there are worser designed "spies" in some movies. There are some flaws, but game is overally good. 4/8

[Madness Interface]

WHAAA?!

CLOUDS DON'T KILL YOU!
OPTIMUS HASN'T GOT EYE LASERS!
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO SNIPING MINIGAME!
Overall LOL. Argh.
Double funny - you ended in the same lace you started. ROTFL.

[Name That Movie 3]

Too short

Game is not really too short, rather than un-replayable, as there are only 10 movie posters. Some are too easy (300, SpiderMan), as for example Groundhog Day is too obscure.
4/10, mostly for no reply value.

[Ninja Assay]

Confusing controls

Controls are sometimes confusing, and I lol'd at "stealth" thing.
"Those shurikens are extremely bad sighted, aren't they?"
Also, I gave up at level 17, where you are ought to die near the end.
It looks beatable, but I gave up after multiple deaths (it is surely too hard compared to earlier levels).
3/6

[Bieber Beatup]

Ay crap

A crap it is.
As I hate Bieber, I *still* hate that game.
Poor anims, poor fx (good blood anims is important when you make "choose death" game), poor and sparse choices of execution.
Also, I'm disappointed. I thought after clicking "Heavy Metal" some metal head will come out and nail the bastard ;)
Overally, game is *bad*.